I’ve heard an unspecified number of smart aleck atheists (and their ilk) say:
Jesus, save me from your followers!
My two cents
I’ve always been bothered by that phrase. It shows the intolerance of anti-Christians (if such intolerance was directed against any other group in society, it would be labelled with emotionally manipulative terms such as ‘hate’). It’s time to turn that phrase on its head by saying, “Jesus, save me from those who hate your followers”. To be most effective, the saying needs to become an internet meme.